Chelsea F.C. Consider Buying Chelsea and Westminster Hospital!
LettsCartoon: Chelsea doing everything they can to find the best tune out of damaged players.
London’s pride(?), Chelsea Football Club, who spent more money buying talented young players than the EU spends on its defence (which isn’t saying much), looks to be going one step further. Apparently they might be close to acquiring nearby Chelsea and Westminster Hospital to offload their endless list of injured players.
They could, on the other (presumably busted) hand, monetise the crisis with a new Chelsea branded Invictus Games. The Ukrainian President, Volodymyr Zelenskyy, gave it the nod, pointing out that the club had more injuries than Ukraine reports in an average week on the front lines. Prince Harry did not get back for comment.
Meanwhile, Chelsea coach, Enzo Maresca, has been busy lauding his talent for versatility and hands-on pitch antics. He will most certainly need it.
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