Domestic Robots Are Ready to Change Your Life!

Photo-Cartoon: It's time to snap up a robot and ditch those pesky chores.

Mar 20, 2024

A new generation of domestic robots have come to market that can genuinely change your life. So long as you’re a millionaire or have so much time on your hands that you don’t mind teaching a big metal baby literally everything.

Hot off the AI factory belt your robot can take those pesky little chores off you of course only after you put in the time training it in your style and specific tasks. Just a few thousand hours should do it!

Who needs a mother when you have robot Anne!

But, put the hours in and they’ll run circles around you. Literally.

Gardening and cliff running get done faster than ever - meaning more time for you to hit the pub.

They’ll find movies for you and check out the ladies in the local gym.

No more time wasted doom scrolling Netflix for a movie worth watching or breaking your back testing weights at the gym.

They’ll run off a cliff for you! Proving to be the most loyal assistant - until it/he/she/whatever figures out that it doesn’t need you. Maybe put less hours into training them.

You’ll never find a more loyal or dedicated assistant!

And they’ll bang their head on any wall you wish you could bang yours on. Which, in the current climate, is probably quite a few.

So, start Amazon searching for your personal robot today. It’s probably worth the risk (versus world war 3 and climate collapse) and training time. Plus, you never know, they might invent a robot Prime Minister. That would definitely get my vote!

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