DOUBLE DROP: TRUMP UNVEILS WAR IN IRAN AND A PHONE THAT DOESN’T WORK
A limited-edition combo drop from the former president: one gold phone that won’t start, one Middle East war that won’t stop, and a rare-earth deal that might melt your SIM card.
In a blockbuster two-product Tuesday, Donald Trump launched both a new war in Iran and a $499 gold smartphone that doesn’t turn on. Billed as “Made in America” (like freedom, napalm, and Melania’s visa), the Trump Phone is a patriotic brick, perfect for calling your enemies or clubbing them silently.
Buyers of Trump Mobile were treated to an exclusive ex…
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