World leaders have been told to leave their private jets and helicopters at home as they will be catching a bus to the state funeral.

How will they squeeze them all in?

The organisers have stated that the somewhat unorthodox travel arrangements will support Britain’s populist credentials, boost equality in external relations and get Britain to net zero a lot faster.

President Biden has decided that he will stick with Air Force One while President Macron will chance it in a small boat across the English Channel. Apparently people smugglers are cheaper and he could do with a break in Rwanda.

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