World leaders were full of holiday messages to keep us on the straight and narrow. President Biden invited the Ukrainian leader to speak at his house, which he recently lost. Some argued it is because his memory is starting to fade. Meanwhile President Putin spoke of peace which is nice given he has finally declared ‘war’ (on Ukraine).

Meanwhile Britain’s King George III spoke of the importance of public servants - which are currently out on strike. Except for his Prime Minister, who was working overtime to promote a career in banking to a poor homeless man when all he wanted was a roof over his head and some sausages with his eggs.

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