Keir Starmer Puts UK on a War Footing and Conscripts Himself!
LettsCartoon: Just your average day for Keir Starmer: from battling his inner demons to commanding a tank armed with radioactive toasties, and finally, taking flight on a military drone...
In a bold demonstration of his new role as Supreme Commander of Himself, Keir Starmer was spotted inside a decommissioned Cold War-era tank, frantically thumbing through a laminated “Beginner’s Guide to Ballistics.” Aides looked on nervously as he repeatedly shouted “Fire!” at the warhead, which refused to comply. Spectators were reassured when it was r…
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