Starmer and Sunak Base Jump for England!
Cartoon: The 2 British leaders base jumped off a Dover cliff together!!! They ended their campaigns waving to sailboats and migrant dinghies.
Sir Keir Starmer and Rishi Sunak’s jump together topped any stunt by Ed Davey and any nasty "can't turn away" cultural fear-mongering from Farage. Even a last minute pitch by Boris Johnson was eclipsed by the sight of the two mild mannered leaders floating through the air, their ties flapping beyond their suits.
A spokesperson for the two leaders told us…
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