Tesla Cracks Infinite Autonomous Robot Production

Photo-Cartoon: Elon Musk helping women produce Optimus robots?

Tesla has found a way to mass produce its general-purpose robotic humanoid called Optimus without the need for vast, expensive high tech factories. Having experienced the huge cost and time developing factories for their vehicles and trucks, Musk wants a factory-free production system for their robots. It seems that by installing chips developed by his brain link company Neuralink into female humans they can give birth to a robot child in any standard hospital without outside assistance. We believe the first baby robot was born yesterday.

Who needs factories when there are free hospitals everywhere.

It looks like their robots can now be mass produced by women around the world paid for by state hospitals and insurance companies - not Tesla. The first facility will be located in Alabama in a joint venture with recently outlawed IVF clinics. Alabama, one of the poorest states, is more than willing to host the new robot venture, replace their IVF clinics and help Musk get new pay awards that circumvent the Delaware courts. Its a win/win/win.

Apparently robot mothers could even pay a royalty directly to Musk if they sell their baby robot using an innovative car lease type arrangement.

Now women around the globe can help pay Elon and save X.

Apparently Musk could do with some extra cash because X is a bit of a loss leader. A spokesperson for the company said that “it's better than selling $399 gold sneakers”.

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