The Venture Capital Comedy Show: Why We're Still Building Startups Like It's 1999.

Are VCs Building Tomorrow's Tech Companies With Yesterday's Tools?

So, our mothership, LettsGroup, recently dropped an analysis that basically asks: "Why are we still building startups like we're using dial-up internet and carrying Nokia bricks?"

The Death of the Old Ways

Let's have a laugh at the absurdity of it all: 75% of venture-backed companies never return cash to investors. If airlines had a 75% crash rate, we'd a…