Three Secrets To Getting Over Brexit (It’s About Time, Britain)
Still haunted by Brexit? LettsCartoon presents the only three-step therapy plan you’ll ever need — and yes, one of them involves Ghana.
It has been years. Years. TEN OF THEM. And yet, somehow, Brexit is still EVERYWHERE — lurking in your newspaper, ambushing you on the radio, hiding behind your cornflakes like a constitutional crisis that simply refuses to get the hint. So, in the public interest, LettsCartoon presents the definitive, foolproof, no-questions-asked guide to finally, finally getting over it.
Secret No. 1: Stop Reading Literally Anything. Books? Brexit. Newspapers? Brexit. The back of a shampoo bottle? Somehow, Brexit. The only 100% Brexit-proof option is a complete and total media blackout. Cancel your subscriptions. Avoid eye contact with newsagents. Delete the internet. Yes, all of it. You’ll miss AI like a kick in the head, but you’ll gain something priceless: almost four minutes without hearing the word “sovereignty.”
Secret No. 2: Stop Worrying — Things Could Be Much Worse. Breathe. Relax. It’s not like politics is fundamentally broken, or that Britain is slowly dissolving under climate collapse, or that the entire democratic order is held together with gaffer tape and wishful thinking. Everything is completely fine. Completely fine.
Secret No. 3: Escape. Anywhere. Immediately. Pack a bag. Don’t overthink it. Go somewhere — anywhere — where nobody is debating trade friction or the Northern Ireland Protocol over a pint. Ghana, for instance, seems blissfully unbothered. They have sunshine, warmth, and — crucially — they can play football. If not, Italy does a decent bowl of pasta for less than £20, and France will stop you drink-swimming.
Thank you, Britain. The therapy session is over. And I’m out of here!
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