Trump Selling Sneakers on Wall Street?

Photo-Cartoon: Donald Trump was spotted selling sneakers over Easter to cover his bond.

Apr 03, 2024

Donald Trump, the former US President, was spotted around town this Easter selling his Trump ‘Never Surrender High-Top’ sneakers at $399 a pop. He personally manned a stand on Wall Street over the Easter weekend and was said to be eager to ensure the highest sales possible to cover the $175 million bond due in court this week.

“I prefer cash or gold - just don’t tell the IRS”

To cover the full $535 million he will owe if he loses his various appeals in the New York courts he needs to sell 1,340,852 pairs of his ‘Freedom’ boots. Mind you, his ‘Victory 47’ cologne and perfume at $99 a shot might just give him the edge. That and his winning smile.

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