US Presidential Nominee DeSantis Blowing Up Twitter, Climate and Disney
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US Presidential Nominee DeSantis Blowing Up Twitter, Climate and Disney
Photo-Cartoon: Ron DeSantis has announced his run for President promising to take down Biden, woke and apparently the internet.
Presidential Nominee Ron DeSantis has announced his run for US president by breaking the internet - or at least twitter. As a result he made it abundantly clear that Wreck-it Ralph has nothing on him. He did though apologise to Elon Musk for busting his everything-app-meaning-they-have-no-friggin-idea-what-it-should-be with just a few hundred thousand visitors and gave a huge shout out for Musk’s free speech advocacy as long as Musk supports his ‘Don’t Say Gay’ law (it’s only light touch gagging, promise).
DeSantis, a huge fan of the Silicon Valley approach to ‘if it ain't broke blow it up in any case’, plans to take down the climate (because it ‘politicises weather??’), Disneyland and Donald Trump. Even Chelsea’s Todd Boehly can't lay a glove on him. After all, Boehly is only blowing up a small part of West London that he’s been told is destined for flooding anyway. Stamford Bridge is too close to the river which totally dampened the Boehly real estate play so he’s taking it out on a bunch of players who apparently couldn’t find a football if it hit them on the head... Oh wait. Musk, DeSantis, Buehly a uniquely American trifecta. Boom!
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